This post is not meant to offend anyone in any way, whatever your religion may be. I myself am a Christian too and these are just jokes found online. Feel free to leave if you are not strong enough to stomach it.
1. I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
2. Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
3. Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you’re an asshole.
4. God must love stupid people. He made SO many.
5. If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.